#OUaTrevisit: S5:E7/8

andrew rich
5 min readDec 14, 2022

Note: As previously mentioned, this will now be the canonical home of my #OUaTrevisit posts. I’ll continue posting these to my Mastodon account, and linking to my fellow Revisitors Katie’s and Cindy’s posts on their respective platforms.

In this week’s Once Upon A Time episodes, the writers introduce a new tertiary character and a mysterious villain — are we surprised they are one and the same?

S5:E7 Nimue

“Emma and Merlin embark on a quest.”
Airdate: November 8, 2015

  • Previously, Hero Rumple got the sword out of the stone. And Dark Emma has the dagger.
  • “1,000 years before the age of Arthur”… some grotty soldiers running through the desert and they find the Holy Grail?
  • He chose…poorly.
  • Drinking from the Grail also created the Forest and a tower, neat.
  • Angry Killian is angry.
  • Merlin tells the kid in the red robe to “check on the brooms.” 🧹🧹🧹🧹
  • I suspect this person (Nimue) is lying.
  • Ever in motion is the future, ya know.
  • One little spark? 🐉
  • Emma is the most powerful Dark One “ever”, huh?
  • Piercing-eyed, smoldering pirate.
  • I think her whole plan was to get the Grail from Merlin. But I’m naturally suspicious.
  • I had Nimue pegged as the First Dark One.
  • Zelena’s eye-rolls are delightful.
  • Sir-Castic!
  • Conveniently abandoned tunnel.
  • They don’t know yet that the whole castle is an illusion.
  • Arthur is getting pretty obsessive.
  • This is war, Peacock!
  • “In the future, they’ll call it…”
  • Do we think she sipped from the Grail just then? She was able to hold it without melting.
  • “Zelena hasn’t screwed us” (except Robin)
  • This seems like a bad idea, melting the Holy Grail.
  • The sword was formed with the inscriptions and whatnot already on it.
  • Vortigan and Nimue working together? Maybe not.
  • It’s buzzing, like a pager on vibrate mode.
  • Ah hah, I knew it!
  • *squish*
  • Merlin is a useless tool, really. Just standing there reacting.
  • Finish him!
  • “You don’t know the power of the Dark Side”
  • “I’ll be right here” 👉
  • Is it the right path though? Because clearly, it didn’t work.
  • Wiping out the darkness already didn’t work once. Why do we think it’ll work now?
  • “I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around.”
  • My feet! I can’t feel my feet!
  • That’s a lot of Darks One.
  • Woohoo, she did it.
  • Aw, the little clip from The Sword in the Stone.
  • I have the power!

S5:E8 Birth

“Merlin delivers an ultimatum to Emma.”
Airdate: November 15, 2015

  • David doesn’t knock. Can you knock on a tent?
  • Maybe Killian should’ve been out back of the tent?
  • Arthur really just lives in his armor.
  • Why am I doing all this? Because ACTING!
  • If you walk around in a white cloak in the forest, it’s gonna get filthy.
  • Merlin is “tethered” to the sword the same way the Darks One are tethered to the dagger.
  • “He’s not important anymore.” (Wah wah)
  • Regina has been reduced to quips and being annoyed.
  • Actual good advice from Gold.
  • Is that the snow globe from St. Elsewhere?
  • Operation Light Swan explains where Emma’s new digs came from.
  • Oh, Zelena is all dressed up.
  • This is the same kind of pregnancy we saw in TNG “The Child”.
  • Jennifer Morrison is down-modulating her voice even more than usual this week.
  • Good thing this place happened to come on the market. And at 2015 interest rates!
  • “When the Dark One gives you onion rings, don’t take them!”
  • Yay, it’s Doctor Whale! With the Blaine hairdo straight from iZombie.
  • He bravely ran away.
  • Let’s blow this thing and go home.
  • Regina’s outfit, the cloak over the dress, is amazing.
  • Brave enough? Where’s Merida hiding?
  • Aw, poor Whale.
  • Emma wanted Zelena?
  • Uh, we’re going to make Zelena the new Dark One? Seems bad.
  • The future’s nothing to be afraid of, they said in 2015.
  • Did the real estate listing mention the catacombs under the house?
  • What happened to Killian that getting stabbed didn’t hurt?
  • Today’s Special at Granny’s… Flaming swords?
  • Let’s maybe not make Killian another Dark One.
  • The Dark Couple. Captain and Mrs. Dark.

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